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Old Jun 04, 2010, 08:57 AM // 08:57   #61
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Granted but all pollen type plants now have no use so swarms of angry bees are upon us

I wish Hollywood would stop making crap remakes and for once have an original idea!
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 12:00 PM // 12:00   #62
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Wish granted, but the original idea sucks
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 01:07 PM // 13:07   #63
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i wish that the poster above would read the game rules and post a wish
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 01:39 PM // 13:39   #64
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granted but thw wish will make no sense

I wish EZ wasn't being mean to me.
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 03:19 PM // 15:19   #65
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granted, he will now kill you with kindness ;-)

i wish i could have more doritos than what i have now
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 03:41 PM // 15:41   #66
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granted but they are all stale

I wish that the weekend was going to be nicer.
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 03:45 PM // 15:45   #67
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granted, but you have just been informed that you have to work all weekend.

i wish that it was lunch time
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 03:51 PM // 15:51   #68
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Wish granted but only for 1 second.

I wish I wouldn't be drunk so quickly when I'm drinking beer in the sun.
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 03:55 PM // 15:55   #69
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granted, but you are no longer allowed to drink beer

i wish i was outside in the sun
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 04:17 PM // 16:17   #70
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YOU WILL BURN LIKE HELL D:

I wish my cleaning soap would make more bubbles
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 05:00 PM // 17:00   #71
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granted, but the bubbles release corrosive gas.

i wish my dog was still alive.

inb4 pet cemetery.
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 05:03 PM // 17:03   #72
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Your dog comes back alive but doesn't like you any more

I wish I didn't get sunburned so much.
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 05:07 PM // 17:07   #73
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You will not get sunburn anymore, and now you lie all day in the sun, get very tanned, and have a ugly wrinkled skin when you get older.

I wish I would not have seen my friends mother naked.
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 05:10 PM // 17:10   #74
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You never saw your friend's mother naked. Instead you saw your friend naked, and it was very awkward.

I wish I had some bacon right now.
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 05:24 PM // 17:24   #75
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granted, but you only get one piece, it is very salty, and you have no water

i wish i had more water atm
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 05:27 PM // 17:27   #76
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You do! But it floods your neighborhood out and all your neighbors blame you!

I wish I knew why I'm so malicious...
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 05:28 PM // 17:28   #77
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Ninja'd again D:

You find out but it's something you really didn't want to hear.

I wish I had a good book to read.
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 05:29 PM // 17:29   #78
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granted, but it is in chinese.

i wish i could read all languages
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 05:31 PM // 17:31   #79
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Granted, but you can't understand them.

I wish I was taller.
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Old Jun 04, 2010, 06:02 PM // 18:02   #80
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wish granted but you are a giant and crush the world

i wish i could play guitar :P
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